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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:17:46 -0700

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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:17:16 -0700

cuteatonia: i don’t need your fucking sass today gaia

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:16:58 -0700

cuteatonia:

i don’t need your fucking sass today gaia

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:16:31 -0700

Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

theboywhofangirled: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:12:37 -0700

theboywhofangirled:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

There’s a joke about potassium and bananas being metal somewhere in here but I can’t detect it

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:12:18 -0700

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:11:55 -0700

accepted-nerdom: i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel: usually I love...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:11:44 -0700

accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

themasterslover: imthefinal3patchproblem: this would make a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:11:34 -0700

themasterslover:

imthefinal3patchproblem:

this would make a lovely converse commercial

10 is a living converse commercial

worldfamousprofessor: enhearten: worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142,...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:11:23 -0700

worldfamousprofessor:

enhearten:

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

BEST

*prays for a mercy killing*

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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:11:07 -0700

ssteampunkachu: ehretha: A tip from your favorite...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:10:11 -0700

ssteampunkachu:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

holy shit that’s really rad

somewheree-onlyy-we-knoww: the—kitties-titties: jayyayeewhyy: ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:09:39 -0700

somewheree-onlyy-we-knoww:

the—kitties-titties:

jayyayeewhyy:

theabstractasshole:

annafellover:

youreverlastinglighttt:

ifollowyourdog:

fangsbreedfangs:

This is the best post I’ve ever come across on Tumblr.
Hands down.

STAAAAHHHPPP

wut.

I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THESE

My brain just shit its pants.

Actually one of the top 5 posts I’ve ever seen, I swear

Mymindhasoficiallybeenfuckedomg

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: My dad: So i want to see Star Trek My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:09:12 -0700

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes

doctorwho: Matt Smith. Breaks stuff.

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:08:59 -0700

doctorwho:

Matt Smith. Breaks stuff.

playstation2chainz: so ur telling me all mothers were born today

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:07:51 -0700

playstation2chainz:

so ur telling me all mothers were born today

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this i shaved for this i put a bra on for...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:07:35 -0700

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

princeburqa: I am willing to marry whoever made this.

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:07:19 -0700

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this.

Cosmo Tip #455

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:06:35 -0700

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:05:53 -0700

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die